Is there anyone lamer than Dave Navarro? From his job as the host of that reality show thats brought the world packaged corporate rock trash Rockstar Supernova (as well as the re-emergence of packaged corporate rock trash INXS), to whatever current band he's in, to his guyliner, to his goatee, his stupid fucking goatee!
Where is this going? On a trip to Cape Cod I was in a car with XM radio listening to Fungus53. Fungus53 isn't a band who named themselves after the mold set by Sham69, Screw32, Sum41, Clit45, and countless others, it's a radio station that plays all punk music all the time, the catch of course is that it's on XM sattelite radio so it'll cost you to listen to it. Anyway the dj starts talking about a song about to be played called "Dave Navarro's Goatee Fucking Sucks" by a band called The Bugs, which he said has been the most requested song in the short history of the channel. Anyway I hear the song think it's funny, and later in the day look for this band on myspace only to find out that former Queers member Dangerous Dave is their frontman! You can check out this band and the song here, while you're there also check out their other songs like "Can't Get Hired".
I couldn't find the song lyrics listed anywhere so I took the liberty of transcribing them here, enjoy!
He used to be in Jane's Addiction
For which I had no appreciation
And now he's on TV
Trying to earn a buck
Dave Navarro's goatee fucking sucks
He's got funny hair and a funny goatee now
If you ever see me look like him then please kill me now
And if you look real closely his eyebrows he does pluck
Dave Navarro's goatee fucking sucks
Well he aint got a band but he thinks he's a rock star
Wouldn't be surprised if he was hanging at the gay bar
And he was so much cooler when he was on drugs
Dave Navarro's goatee fucking sucks
He used to be in Jane's Addiction
Dave Navarro's goatee fucking sucks
He used to be in Jane's Addiction
Dave Navarro's goatee fucking sucks
He used to be in Jane's Addiction
Dave Navarro's goatee fucking sucks
He used to be in Jane's Addiction
Dave Navarro's goatee fucking sucks
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Hey thanks for the comments brotha. Email me sometime if you like. Cool, talk to ya later,
Dangerous Dave
Hey thanks Dave, I'll shoot you an email!
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